LFR13 - QR, Game 3 - Zoomobile - CBJ 4, Tor 3 (OT).

HAT GUY: Just… their most embarrassing loss of the season! It has to be! The zamboni driver yes… yes… I do remember now Hi kids! VICTORIOUS PUPPIES *dog growl with puck in mouth* This team is running my life! WHY DO I WATCH HOCKEY? - STRESS RELIEF, MOSTLY We can, and we WILL Leafs lose….

Mmmmm mmmmmmmm 4-3 in OVERTIME to the Columbus Blue Jackets. Reminder that the Columbus Blue Jackets last overcame a 3-0 lead in last year's playoffs when they came back from a 3-0 deficit against the Tampa Bay Lightning to win that game, so the leafs arent even that special! Here do you wanna see a trick? I know this is a Leafs post-game video but do you wanna see something cool? Good afternoon everybody welcome to the Toronto Zoo and the zoomobile ride! Your driver's name is Rob my name is Steve and we’ll be your guides as we go around the Toronto Zoo today .

Please remember there is no eating,drinking, or smoking inside of this vehicle throughout this tour and also please keep your arms legs and head inside of the Zoomobile at all times that means both your childrens and yours! Our first animal over here on the right is the Himalayan tahr, looks like a mountain goat, as their name suggests they come from the Himalayas region and you see that steep mountain region over there? They can climb those when they are only a couple of months old.

As we continue down the path next, much larger animal the Indian Rhino! Their horn is actually made of the same thing that your hair and fingernails are made out of Can you believe that? That was a little chunk from the Zoomobile tour, back when I used to give tours on the Zoomobile at the Toronto Zoo when I worked there.

Now please keep in mind that I haven’t worked there since 2012 “But Steve, if you havent worked there since 2012, how do you remember it?" BECAUSE I DID IT A THOUSAND TIMES? And HERE we are. BACK on the BUS. Which we used to always get defensive it is NOT a bus it is a ZOOMOBILE.

And really what do you want me to do? What do you want em to do? Youve seen this game before youve seen this EXACT game before. Thats what this whole channel is about. Here look you can go through any one of these videos from this season and see the exact things im about to say.

If youd like. If you got the time. Youre about to have LOTS of it. Nah im just joking theyll find a way to lose this in five But really. Really. REALLY. What are we gonna say? Good morning everyone welcome to the Toronto Maple Leafs and watching them.

My name is Steve and your name is your name. Join me as we talk about the Toronto Maple Leafs today. please keep your arms legs and head inside of the vehicle at all times. Ha! If you look to your left youll see a multi goal blown lead for the thousandth friggin time.

And if you look to your right, its ALWAYS on your right youll see the same gaping hole on defence thats been here for years! We even traded Kadri to address it and that guy is on the THIRD PAIR But also if you look over there you'll see Cody Ceci who actually scored a goal tonight! It was his first goal since October against the Columbus Blue Jackets isnt that quaint? And it was the first playoff shorthanded goal by a defenseman since the 70s which, brings us to our left: I want you to keep that fresh in your mind and put it right next to Nick Robertson scoring his first career NHL goal, the first teenage rookie to score their first goal in the playoffs since Ted Tedeer Kennedy literally before D-DAY’ Those two memories now belong to our ever growing enclosure, tainted memories.

You might see some things you recognize: We’ll see Kasperi Kapanan’s sick goal against the Bruins a couple years ago, ya they lost that game. There's that Matthews pointing celly, they lost that game too. The Matthews ear celly they ended up winning that game but blew that game immediately after he scored that goal Oo! And the one where he scored four games, I really like that one because they LOST Oh that serotonin, those delicious chemicals you got during the game - oh cody ceci how quaint! And William Nylander amazing hands, Robertson his first NHL Goal, so great I love it - PUT IT ALL IN THE GARBAGE “But really Steve, what do they need to do? What do they?” - I DONT KNOW.

I don’t know. I don’t know. What are you supposed to tell someone whos never seen this sport before that the team from entirety of game 2 and the first two periods of this game is the same team from the first game and the third period? Are you serious? The overtime winner by Dubois, which was a hattrick by the way was the first goal that the blue jackets scored while the leafs were playing well! The rest of it is just a FIRE DRILL.

What is it the PRESSURE? Oh yeah all the fans were going NUTS, eh? Youre gonna blame it on not having Muzzin well he didnt sign for enough he should fire his agent because apparently he should make 11 million dollars like EVERYBODY ELSE And heres the amazing thing: How great the leafs played in the first and second, which they can thoroughly blow their nose with, how great they played actually hamstrung them for game 4.

Theyre doomed. By getting a three goal lead that means they could BLOW a three goal lead. Meaning that game could go to overtime and then the game could go on and on and on forever, hope you got fresh legs because theres another game TOMORROW where the Blue Jackets have an option of starting a fresh as a daisy Joonas Korpisalo because he was pulled.

They could put in merzlikins too i'm not sure it really matters! I don't know what happens. I dont know what happens. They've fired the coach and its the same. Don’t act like Kyle Dubas is the reason this is all happening, it happened before him. Dont act like John Tavares is the reason it happened before him.

Or Tyson Barrie or name a player name ANYBODY I got a text message from ray of sunshine Andrew Berkshire after this game: How do you stay a fan of this team? Can I answer this next video? QUESTIONS? TWITTER QUESTION: Is a hot dog a sandwich? Aha, whatever you choose to call em they have them down at the Peacock Cafe, and I promise they're delicious sir, have fun at the Toronto Zoo *inaudible noise* TWITTER QUESTION: Is it worse to lose in OT in the first minute or the last minute? Oh I don’t know Adam LET’S.

FIND. OUT. TWITTER QUESTION: Seriously what do you think the leafs need to change? Obviously the defense is a glaring issue but outside of that what do you think is not clicking? Gosh Rick why do you think i'm having so much trouble selling this car? Besides the fact its on FIRE I joke, well not really, please fix the defense but really it doesn't matter whos behind the bench it doesnt matter whos on the roster they crumble when they have a lead.

Thats the issue and until they fix it, whether its on the ice or with a marker or IN here somehow… I dont know. Theyre not gonna win anything. Theyre just not. Theyre just not. Id love to. What do you think im pessimistic for? For Fun? Do you know how awesome - do you know how directly beneficial it would be for me if the leafs won the stanley cup? Made it all the way? Besides make me happy and just CUT my therapy bill.

TWITTER QUESTION: Every. Damn. Time. Oh, James, James, James, thats the thing its not every time. Its not. Just to give you hope. Mmm. TWITTER QUESTION: Which is worse, this or the bruins losses *silence* *break into laughter* Tomorrow’s game 4. That might be merciful.

But uh, leafs nation whats gonna happen? Yes theyre gonna win. And then what? No, you dont have to say it out loud. It’s okay. Okay okay I should give you one piece of hockey analysis before you go. The game plan for game 4 has to be, to pull their heads out of their butts so fast that it goes *tongue pop* Hey, so that is it for this one.