F***ed by Physics - Fall Guys | Abbreviated Reviews.

Do you like weird Japanese game shows and American versions like MXC and Wipeout? Do you want to participate in this insanity but don’t want to break your spine in the process? Well then you should check out Fall Guys! Dive into the role of a giant living jellybean with a face as you join 59 other jellybean people in a desperate attempt to survive.

Take to each round based event bouncing off of one another as you race headlong into a padded obstacle course in effort to cross the finish line before your competition. Head into exciting arenas like Gate Crash where where you dodge piston pumping gates and stacks of donuts to make it down to the goo slide, assuming you don’t get fucked over by physics! Or you can enjoy the fun of The Whirlygig, where you can dodge blazing propeller blades and spinning sticks designed specifically to fuck you over with physics! If you’re lucky, you might even get to go up the Fruit Chute where you can enjoy the magic of giant delicious sweet produce fucking you over with physics! If you do manage to get to the finish line early, you can always use one of your handful of abilities like grabbing on to your fellow competitors and slow dancing with them.

Or cross the finish line and judge everyone else in spectator mode as they get fucked over by physics in their desperate attempt to not be eliminated! Move through each round as more and more people drop off this board into the plinko pit of death and you get to more nuanced events like chasing people around trying to pull furry tail buttplugs out of their jellybean butts.

There’s even a fruit-based memorization game where all you need to do to win is have a decent short term memory, but try not to trust other people too much because it might not pay off…. Or you could get fucked by physics. Once you get to the final round you’ll end up with a goal that will leave only one winner and will rely on equal parts skill and luck as you attempt to be crowned king of the jellybeans.

Then you get rewarded with magical points that you can use to unlock cosmetics that will let you be the prettiest jellybean in the land. Fall Guys, getting fucked over by physics, one day at a time. This is actually the best evolution of the Battle Royale genre.